According to British newspaper The Sun, Michael Jackson’s performance at the World Music Awards in London was worth, at best, one star out of five. The Mirror and the Daily Mail were also negative about his first public performance since his trial last year.

Instead of performing one of his earlier mega hits, Jackson chose to sing “We Are the World” along with a choir of children. Poor choice, Jacko.

Jackson used to be known as “The King of Pop.” Now, as middle-age wreaks havoc on this 48-year-old “man-child,” “pops” is probably a more apt title.