January of 2006, I decided to try the NutriSystem Diet. It’s simple enough, choose a month’s worth of breakfasts, lunches, and dinners from their list of foods and then wait for the boxes to appear at your door. Read more… »

According to an Associated Press article, ditsy heiress Paris Hilton will be spending 45 days in jail starting June 5th. Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled that Hilton, in violation of probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, will spend the time in jail. Not in work release or furloughs or alternative jail or electronic monitoring instead of jail.

Will she actually go to jail like the common folk she likes to parody in her “Simple Life” television series? Who knows. With so much money and power behind her she’ll probably either buy her way out of actual jail time or turn her time in jail into a new reality program.

Regardless of what happens beginning June 5th, I have no doubt that her reality won’t be the same as the rest of us if we were facing the same sentence.